There lived a certain man in Canada ago
He was big and strong and he was a bit scary
Most teacher look at him with terror in their eyes
But to Canada chicks he was such a dangerous foe
He could be taller than a teacher
Full of muscle and strengh
But he also was the kind of student
They wouldn’t desire
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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There lived a certain man in Canada ago
He was big and strong and he was a bit scary
Most teacher look at him with terror in their eyes
But to Canada chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could be taller than a teacher
Full of muscle and strengh
But he also was the kind of teacher
Teacher wouldn’t desire
To-To-To-Tommy
Lover of the small teacher
There was a lot of resignations
To-To-To-Tommy
Canada's greatest power
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the school and never mind the rules
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of school he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had no homework
For pascal he was no wheeler dealer
Though Tommy heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
To-To-To-Tommy
Lover of the small teacher
There was a cat that really was gone
To-To-To-Tommy
Canada's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the student begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this To-To-Tommy had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into coma
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
To-To-To-Tommy
Lover of the small teacher
They put some poison into his wine
To-To-To-Tommy
Canada's greatest machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
To-To-To-Tommy
Lover of the small teacher
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
To-To-To-Tommy
Canada's greatest machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Canadian